Hello, I’m Craig Ball, the Co-founder of a gargantuan casino company in Colorado and can help you with all things casino–winning and losing. Need help learning how to make people go to the ATM to pull out more money? I’m your guy. I’ll finance all sorts of ventures as long as you can tell me a believable story about why you and your ideas are so great. Give lots of examples of how much money I stand to make from your idea and throw in as much free travel as you can.
I take a cut of everything on the casino floor…so I figured why not try it online too. I give back plenty so stop thinking I’m just a selfish, heartless corporate hack. Take a seat down here on the stool and keep pumping the money into the machine. You can’t win if you don’t play!!
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It sounds like his decision. Let him invest in Disney or Hershey’s or the Green Bay Packers. Whatever he wants, and he’ll probably learn more if he invests in a well-known company rather than a hedge fund.